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jesus fucking christ

I wish I could think of a guy I believed in more whose name I could profane to indicate how awesome this is. Wait, I got it. Barack Hussein Obama!! Wait no. Well, maybe.

For years I’ve wanted for someone like rufus wainwright that I could lust after without my inconvenient aversion to homosexual intercourse getting in the way. Finally I’ve found it. He has a sister.