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jesus fucking christ

09 Mar 2008

I wish I could think of a guy I believed in more whose name I could profane to indicate how awesome this is. Wait, I got it. Barack Hussein Obama!! Wait no. Well, maybe.

For years I’ve wanted for someone like rufus wainwright that I could lust after without my inconvenient aversion to homosexual intercourse getting in the way. Finally I’ve found it. He has a sister.

Comments

newscoma — March 09, 2008 at 20:53 · reply

And she has great legs. I”m just saying.

Ginger — March 10, 2008 at 03:59 · reply

ya know, I would’ve been ever so slightly offended at your blasphemy, but I was laughing too hard to care…

:)

bob — March 12, 2008 at 05:00 · reply

Dude, that’s just Rufus in drag. You’re so gay.

colin — March 14, 2008 at 00:42 · reply

Rufus is a tit man.

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