My trips to the grocery store are getting embarrassingly short-sighted. Here’s what I got tonight:

  • Toilet paper
  • Club soda
  • A sirloin steak as big as my head
  • Asparagus
  • One 10lb Pork loin

Yes, 10 pounds. I figure I can either take it somewhere to stuff it and spark a dinner party (i’ve had dates like that – though, usually reverse order), or I can just slice it up into chops and freeze it. Tonight’s dinner: sirloin. Tomorrow? asparagus. Wednesday? uhh.. toilet paper?