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update

27 Aug 2007

My trips to the grocery store are getting embarrassingly short-sighted. Here’s what I got tonight:

  • Toilet paper
  • Club soda
  • A sirloin steak as big as my head
  • Asparagus
  • One 10lb Pork loin

Yes, 10 pounds. I figure I can either take it somewhere to stuff it and spark a dinner party (i’ve had dates like that – though, usually reverse order), or I can just slice it up into chops and freeze it. Tonight’s dinner: sirloin. Tomorrow? asparagus. Wednesday? uhh.. toilet paper?

Comments

jscheel — August 28, 2007 at 13:23 · reply

Nice list. When my wife makes ours, it ends up being a page long with two or three columns.

Ginger — August 28, 2007 at 14:42 · reply

You forgot Spaghetti O’s!

Jon — August 28, 2007 at 14:44 · reply

The irony that eating so much meat may stop you up to the point of not even needing the toilet paper is almost O’Henry-esque.

stega — August 28, 2007 at 17:23 · reply

make a list on your phone…. if you have an iphone you could possibly setup grocery deliveries too!

Matt — August 28, 2007 at 22:34 · reply

the cashier knew you were throwing a date, and on the side, ran out of TP. hahah!

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