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11 Oct 2006

Presented without comment:

Here is what we can expect if the liberals win:

  • Amnesty for 12,000,000 illegal immigrants.

  • A push to make homosexual marriage and polygamy legal in all 50
    states.

  • Only liberal judges will be appointed. They will create laws to
    implement the social agenda liberals cannot get passed through the
    legislative process.

  • Liberals will make the killing of the unborn more difficult to stop.

  • Liberals will continue to try to rid our society of Christian
    influence, including any reference to God in our Pledge and on our
    currency.

  • A return to the “Fairness Doctrine” in broadcasting where opposing
    views must be given equal time. Every conservative talk show host will
    be forced to give a liberal equal time on every issue. The purpose of
    this rule will be to shut down conservative talk shows.

  • An increase in taxes to push new social programs.

  • Passing a new “hate crimes” law making it illegal to refer to
    homosexuality in a negative manner.

  • Liberals will give terrorists from other countries who try to kill
    Americans the same rights American citizens enjoy under our
    constitution.

  • We will withdraw from Iraq, sending the message to the terrorists
    that if they will just be patient they can win and bring their
    terrorist acts to the U.S.

They forgot baby-eating.

Comments

Jon — October 12, 2006 at 14:14 · reply

Well they remembered abortion and amnesty, but it seems they forgot about the acid.

Ned Williams — October 12, 2006 at 15:33 · reply

I deleted the email without reading it, but now that I’ve read it, I’d say your post is more hyperbolic than the letter. Which items on that list do you think are not accurate?

t. rev — October 12, 2006 at 16:20 · reply
  • Amnesty for 12,000,000 illegal immigrants.

A good idea. Never going to happen; immigrant-hating is easy and fun for all political wings.

  • A push to make homosexual marriage and polygamy legal in all 50 states.

Gay marriage, somewhat (and a good idea, again). Polygamy? Grow up. There’s no constituency for it.

  • Only liberal judges will be appointed. They will create laws to implement the social agenda liberals cannot get passed through the legislative process.

Oh for crying out loud. Judges do not make law. Aside from that, liberals tend to appoint somewhat liberal judges if they can, subject to the approval process, the pool of candidates, and sudden political swings on the part of the judges themselves. Conservatives do the same thing. You end up with maybe a 5-10% swing, at most, before the other party gets back into power. And that’s how it’s supposed to work.

  • Liberals will make the killing of the unborn more difficult to stop.

I certainly hope so.

  • Liberals will continue to try to rid our society of Christian influence, including any reference to God in our Pledge and on our currency.

Should, and won’t. The Christian influences you cite are blatantly unconstitutional, not to mention profoundly immoral, and liberals won’t touch them with a ten-foot pole.

  • An increase in taxes to push new social programs.

More significantly to prop up old ones, but yes, and this is the only thing on the list that is a real problem.

  • Passing a new “hate crimes” law making it illegal to refer to homosexuality in a negative manner.

There’s no law against being a despicable jerk, and there isn’t going to be one.

scott — October 12, 2006 at 21:59 · reply

My favorite: the “presented without comment” part.

cwage — October 12, 2006 at 22:00 · reply

Subtle humor is the best humor.

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