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Somehow I got nominated for some blog awards – a prank, I assume.

I demand your vote. I am not sure how you vote, but you kids can figure it out. You’re smarter than me.

UPDATE: I guess you just leave the name of your vote in the comments. Boy, no potential for fraud there. Looks like this should be a cinch, though. “Eschaton”?? Never heard of him.