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i am screwed

So, this is pretty messed up:

NEW BEDFORD – A senior at UMass Dartmouth was visited by federal agents two months ago, after he requested a copy of Mao Tse-Tung’s tome on Communism called “The Little Red Book.”

The professors said the student was told by the agents that the book is on a “watch list,” and that his background, which included significant time abroad, triggered them to investigate the student further.

I just bought a copy of the Communist Manifesto today – I am fucked. Technically it was a gag gift, but I don’t think they’d buy that, especially when they found both volumes of Capital on my bookshelves. So, if you guys come to the party tomorrow and find my apartment cordoned off with crime scene tape, you’ll know what happened to me.