Got hate?
06 Oct 2003Do you have low self-esteem? Are the complicated, subtle nuances of the geopolitical situation just too confusing? Are you tired of actually having to open your mouth to prove that you are a small-minded, ignorant, violence-prone, gun-fetishizing, flag-wrapping bigot? Well, never fear! Cox and Forkum has the t-shirt for you! It’s a stylish alternative to simply tattooing “I AM STUPID” on your forehead. This is a limited-time offer, so act now and receive a free “Calvin pees on the world” bumper sticker:
Dear Chris,
We certainly don’t mind criticism of our work. After all, we’re in the criticism business. But stringing together a bunch of ad hominems is not a rational critique. Care to explain how you came to the conclusion that we’re “small-minded, ignorant, violence-prone, gun-fetishizing, flag-wrapping bigot[s]”? As you may know, I live in Nashville. You could always elaborate in person over a beer.
Sincerely, Allen – Cox & Forkum