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Question of the Day

I just saw this fly by in my logs:

75.187.103.203 - - [14/Jul/2008:15:52:38 -0500] “GET /2005/11/06/blue-balls/ HTT
P/1.1” 200 10033 “http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&c
hannel=s&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=M7U&q=%22blue+balls+cause+rape%22
&btnG=Search” “Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.0; en-US; rv:1.8.1.15) Geck
o/20080623 Firefox/2.0.0.15”

In layman’s term, someone searched for “blue balls cause rape” and arrived at my blog. I hate to see an inquiry go unanswered. So, the question for today, kids, is: does blue balls cause rape?

Short Answer: No.

Long Answer: No, you sick, sad little fuck.

I hope this has been educational.