Brass Stables Closed

Brass Stables is no more (also club platinum). It was shut down for repeatedly and willfully violating the “three foot rule”. Good on them (for willfully violating the rule), I say. Civil disobedience isn’t as glamorous when it’s a seedy strip club, though, I guess.

You may think that you’re a responsible adult, capable of interacting with other adults in deciding an acceptable basis for your own sexual morality, but remember: you don’t! Big Brother Metro knows best!

UPDATE: As commenters below mentioned: not closed!