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Janelle Monae

So, I’ve been listening to the new Outkast album/soundtrack (which is, as expected, completely awesome) for Idlewild, and among other awesome things, it features someone named Janelle Monae on a few songs (Call the Law is the stand-out among them). So, I google her and find her website, which is clearly a placeholder, but it did have a link to her sitemeter stats, which were pretty amusing:

janellemonae

Aspiring artists take note:

Step 1) Be awesome.
Step 2) Be featured by Outkast on an album.
Step 3) PROFIT!!