In the comments on my metblogs post about the Christian tattoo parlor downtown, the owner speaks:

… As for this being a Christian shop we started our ministry 8 years ago and have been very effective. If you wish to speak to me personally I would love to talk to anyone that chooses to call or stop by. As for you Chris I am sorry that you are so unhappy in your life. We are very blessed!

I love holier-than-thou Christians. They’re just so .. literal.