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Some Easter Sunday reasons that I am certainly going to hell if it turns out there’s a god:

• Ogling all of the women at Kroger today on Easter sunday in their post-church Easter dresses (side-note: for a religion responsible for the amount of prudishness our society endures, church apparel sure puts a lot of boobs out there on display, what’s up with that?)
• Pulling into the parking lot on Easter Sunday listening to the Atheist anthem, Dear God by XTC (completely inadvertantly, I swear)
• Ate grilled beef instead of ham on Easter Sunday