Some Easter Sunday reasons that I am certainly going to hell if it turns out there’s a god:

  • Ogling all of the women at Kroger today on Easter sunday in their post-church Easter dresses (side-note: for a religion responsible for the amount of prudishness our society endures, church apparel sure puts a lot of boobs out there on display, what’s up with that?)
  • Pulling into the parking lot on Easter Sunday listening to the Atheist anthem, Dear God by XTC (completely inadvertantly, I swear)
  • Ate grilled beef instead of ham on Easter Sunday