heresy
16 Apr 2006Some Easter Sunday reasons that I am certainly going to hell if it turns out there’s a god:
- Ogling all of the women at Kroger today on Easter sunday in their post-church Easter dresses (side-note: for a religion responsible for the amount of prudishness our society endures, church apparel sure puts a lot of boobs out there on display, what’s up with that?)
- Pulling into the parking lot on Easter Sunday listening to the Atheist anthem, Dear God by XTC (completely inadvertantly, I swear)
- Ate grilled beef instead of ham on Easter Sunday
What’s up with the “only Ham” rule on Easter? I’m was a good Catholic boy way back when and I feel like I should know but I don’t. Did Jesus not eat beef?