caffeine: update

caffeine moleculeWell, it’s been approximately 8 days since I cut caffeine out completely. I am still getting pretty intense headaches – how sad is that? But in general I am starting to feel better, and I can now wake up in the morning and not feel horrible without coffee.

There’s quite a bit of interesting science surrounding caffeine’s effects and its addiction (as with most addictions). Caffeine works by binding to adenosine receptors, which causes some neurological black magic stuff to happen, and the result is increased levels of epinephrine and norepinephrine. But the caffeine molecule itself isn’t solely responsible for its effects. It’s metabolized into three other molecules: paraxanthine, theobromine, and theophylline, which all have their own effects as well. Theobromine in particular is a vasodilator, which increases oxygen flow to the brain. Mmmm, oxygen.

But, when you suddenly stop getting caffeine, the headaches actually come not from “missing” any of these effects, but rather from an oversensitivity to adenosine, which causes low blood pressure and an excess of blood in the head, which hurts. It hurts a lot. Oh god it hurts so bad.

Anyways, the interesting thing about theobromine is that it’s also the alkaloid found in chocolate. It’s a common myth that chocolate has caffeine, which it doesn’t. But it does have loads of theobromine, which gives you a nice, longer, mellower “high” than caffeine does. However when most people talk about being “addicted” to chocolate, even though they probably like to think it’s caffeine or even theobromine, it’s probably more likely that they’re addicted to sugar. It’s by far the most powerful substance in chocolate, metabolically speaking.

So, I’ve been eating chocolate in various forms over the past week in a vain attempt to stave off the headaches, and it may have been helping a bit, at least psychosomatically. It’s a good excuse to eat chocolate, in any event. Today I made some hot chocolate that really kicked ass:

Good stuff.


Comments

Theobromine is also interesting because dogs cannot metabolize it at all. Most dog owners are aware that dogs should not eat chocolate, coffee grounds, or liquid coffee, but they mistake the problem as being caffeine instead.

I am suffering from huge spikes of epinephrine in my blood stream, and it didn’t occur to me to think about the fact that I probably had a great deal of caffeine in my system during the draws. Thanks for reminding me.

Doug OrleansMarch 06, 2006 at 01:21 · reply

I quit caffeine on Monday. I had just come down with a cold, and I figured I wouldn’t even notice the headache compared to the sore throat and stuffed-up head (and I was pretty much right). I was also out of Diet Coke and too weak to go out to get more, but I had actually been sort of thinking about quitting anyway, so it was good timing. So far I haven’t really been able to tell the difference, mainly because I’m still not quite over the cold so I’m just generally tired all the time anyway. But it’s nice to have one less thing to think about.

On the other hand, it’s annoying that nowhere in the mall food court can you get soda that’s both sugar free and caffeine free. Hmph.

I believe the beverage you’re looking for is called “water”.

Rev, can I tell you something? I hate water. Chris makes fun of me when I say that, but unless you put lemon in it, I ain’t drinkin’ it. Water is gross.

Doug OrleansMarch 06, 2006 at 15:33 · reply

Water is soda?

IT COMES FROM A SODA FOUNTAIN THAT MAKES IT SODA

Yes, but I was making fun of Doug, not you.

Marcus WhitneyMarch 06, 2006 at 21:15 · reply

I quit on Thursday, I slept 10 hours yesterday. I’m no totally off caffeine, but I’m off coffee. I’ve been drinking Green Tea, some of which has caffeine, but I can tell it’s nowhere what I’m used to. Also, I’d like to say that my biggest benefit from quitting coffee is my digestive system. Coffee was tearing me up.

You quit drinking caffeine as it’s harmful to your health but you consume Splenda? That’s dumb.

Actually, I quit drinking caffeine as it’s harmful to my metabolism. Thanks for playing!

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