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beethoven got laid a lot

04 Dec 2005

This is the best thing I’ve ever stumbled across randomly on the Internet ever:

Now, this will seem like pure conjecture now, but I am confident that when scholars get around to reading some of those old diaries that everyone seems to have kept in the 18th century so some humanities major can get their Ph.D. they will discover that Beethoven had that piece for many years before its now officially recognized publication date.

Why did he never make it public?

Because he used it to score more pussy than a bonobo.

Comments

Steve L. — December 08, 2005 at 00:59 · reply

what’s a bonobo?

Amanda — December 08, 2005 at 03:23 · reply

A monkey that gets it on alot….

cwage — December 08, 2005 at 05:40 · reply

Bonobo:

The Bonobo (Pan paniscus), sometimes called the Pygmy Chimpanzee and less often the Dwarf or Gracile Chimpanzee, is one of the two species comprising the genus Pan; both members are chimpanzees, though the term is frequently used to refer only to Pan troglodytes, the Common Chimpanzee.

I read some whole series in National Geographic about them when I was a kid. It was intriguing to me at the time because, yes, bonobos fuck practically nonstop.

Steve L. — December 08, 2005 at 17:10 · reply

cool. that paints quite the mental image. moonlight sonata will never sound quite the same again. I think I’ll take a cold shower now.

Johan — December 08, 2005 at 23:30 · reply

“Because he used it to score more pussy than a bonobo.”

Is there any evidence for this?

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