What we honor as prudence in our elders is simply panic in action.
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ahh the wonderful new madrid fault… i moved away from an area prone to earthquakes powerful enough to make the big muddy backflow to a place with earthquakes and volcanoes.
Hey, we had an earthquake right in Portland a week or so ago.
Relax, it’s probably just a volcano.
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ahh the wonderful new madrid fault… i moved away from an area prone to earthquakes powerful enough to make the big muddy backflow to a place with earthquakes and volcanoes.