If the U.S. were giving military aid to the devil, and he stopped following orders, the next day Scotty McClellan would be at the podium describing, in shocked tones, all the horrible things they’d “just discovered” were going on in Hell. And then, of course, somebody would find a 20-year-old photo of Rumsfeld shaking hands with Satan.

I will stop quoting Kevin Carson eventually, but the man has a way with words.