Cheney is shocked, SHOCKED:

WASHINGTON, May 30 - Vice President Dick Cheney emphatically defended the handling of detainees at Guantánamo Bay in an interview to be broadcast tonight, saying that they had been “well treated, treated humanely and decently” and that some accusations to the contrary were “lies.”

If only there were some impartial international agencies designed to inspect these sorts of arrangements to make sure everything is kosher so we don’t have to rely on the dubious testimony of former prisoners.