To all the people posting comments on this thread:

Note: I am not a doctor.

I am just some shithead on the internet. If you are wondering about abnormalities in your count of white blood cells, you should probably be talking to your doctor.

However I will say that it’s disturbing to me that this many people are managing to get an eosinophil count taken with absolutely no education or indication given of what the results mean. Allopathic medicine at its best.

“Hey, here’s your test results, k thnx, here’s your bill, have a nice day!”

Rev suggests that maybe I should get this shirt. Too bad I never wear t-shirts.