wear
30 Mar 2005I think most men seem to be intimidated by shirts that are pink or even purple. Because, as we all know, wearing pink or purple means you’re a fag. Or something. So, at TJ Maxx, say, if there are a bunch of nice shirts on sale, the only ones left in my size are largely pink or purple. Now, I have no problem wearing pink and purple, and I’m a cheapskate to boot. The result is that I have a disproportionate amount of pink and purple shirts.

Also, what is up with men’s shoe design these days? What is with every single shoe being some weird slip-on with a gigantic square toe. Whatever happened to a good old wingtip, or a loafer. Is that so much to ask? I mean, what is that thing supposed to be? Do I have to go to fucking Johnston & Murphy to get a pair of shoes that doesn’t look like it’s some sort of square-footed freak cobbler clown-shoe accident? Maybe I can learn to cobble.
Rockports are the only shoes I buy these days, and they are expensive and doubly-expensive to have re-soled. What’s a man to do?
You have to wear the square-footed freak shoes to balance out the extreme points on the women’s freak shoes.
(And how do you manage to wear out the soles of Rockports before the insides are so torn up they’re not worth having re-soled?)